bgalrstate:

New York’s Hottest Club is CONCESSION.  It has everything:  Failed Randites, angry babies, bitter Mormon housewives.  Careful of the bouncer, it’s Nate Silver with a chart full of women!  Also, don’t get caught in the car elevator bathroom, because it’s occupied by a guy named Adelson who flushed millions of dollars and now wants to dance with Karl Rove and the Supreme Court in the Dead Sea.  

Original here.  (Fixed it for HadersGonnaHade, BillHaderProfessionalLifeRuiner, and FuckYeahBillHader, etc.)


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